162 - Better Episode Ever

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

Isaac joins to tell one of the greatest stories this show has ever heard. Jake is the only person in America who didn't enjoy Top Gun. Brad has stories from his trip to the beach with his family. Fun stuff!! BRAND NEW Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Right, I feel like people don't acknowledge enough
0:02.6	what they're saying sometimes.
0:04.4	Specifically, the dumbest ways to start sentences.
0:08.8	So for example, I love any sentence that starts with,
0:12.7	so needless to say, we ended up,
0:15.9	yes, yes, don't, why you shut up?
0:18.5	Why are you saying anything?
0:19.4	You said needless to say.
0:20.5	Needless to say.
0:21.3	Don't say another word.
0:23.3	Like needless to say.
0:24.9	Yeah, okay.
0:26.0	Hey, I'm no doctor.
0:28.5	But if you, if you hear, I'm no doctor,
0:31.9	you strap in for some of the worst medical advice
0:33.9	you've ever heard.
0:35.2	Most anecdotal evidence you've ever gotten.
0:37.3	I'm no doctor, but that one time I had three sniffles in a row
0:40.1	that did not feel good
0:41.4	and it ended up being walking pneumonia.
0:42.9	So I get to check out.
0:45.4	I'm no doctor, but my aunt has been posting stuff on Facebook.
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