Welcome back to what have you. I'm Rachel Jankovic.

I'm Becca Merkel. Yep, here we are guys. I have had an incident. She's been telling

me for days that there's something she's got to tell me about. So sometimes when you

build up, you're like, wait, I shouldn't tell Becca about this until we're podcasting

because it's a good story for everyone. Same for the moment. Everyone will enjoy it. And

it's better to not do a rerun of telling Becca on the podcast. But then I live in fear

that I'll just forget about it. That I had a wonderful incident to share with you all.

And then it's going to just fade to black and remember. So I had to give Becca a bunch

of bulletins to not let me forget to tell her the thing. She's cracking right out of

the starting bus here. She's going to say it right out of the bus. Not even an intro.

Okay, no, no, no, but buckle up for this. So I was on the phone from home and I'm going

to work out. So I grab a water bottle out of the drawer, put ice in it, put water in

it. It is a water bottle that we specifically purchased for lacrosse and football boys because

it has a straw that can go through the helmet. And then you can squeeze the bottle. I don't

even, I just, I'm already stressed about where this is going. Well, I'm talking to mom on the phone.

And it's like a white clear bottle. So it's everything about it is very innocent. It just

and I squeeze the bottle to get a drink of water. And I

because I am talking to mom on the phone. And you know, there's like, it's like everything

slows down. You can kind of, I don't know, it's like a slow motion moment where you're like

analyzing what's going on. But something other than water shoots into my mouth. So I'm like,

what is that? Okay, what is it? Because what is it? And in my rapid fire thought process,

I'm scanning my roll of decks of ideas for what is this in my mouth. And I think it's probably

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