161 - The Curse of la Llorona
The Horror Virgin
The Horror Virgin
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🗓️ 10 May 2021
⏱️ 117 minutes
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Summary
"hide yo kids, hide yo wife. The Rona drowning errbody out here"
This week the gang goes back in time to the '70s to help settle once and for all who is the prettiest woman in ALL OF MEXICO!!!! We also help a local seed distributor extort a local family. Enjoy.
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by the following patrons. Daniel, Domasaurus, Taco Cat, Jeff, |
| 0:06.1 | awesome, awesome, awesome, Amy, Matthew, William, Brandon, Dave, Scott, Tristan, Kate, |
| 0:13.0 | Isaac, Ori, Karoon, Eddie, and Nick B. And all the patrons want you to know that you're loved, |
| 0:18.4 | you're listens to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome, horror virgin community. And in |
| 0:23.5 | fact, we literally just had our first horror virgin baby. Did you guys see this? |
| 0:29.4 | I don't remember having a baby. |
| 0:31.1 | Well, neither of you guys had kids, but oh, thank God. But Veronica, one of our Facebook |
| 0:36.8 | months, had her baby this morning. |
| 0:38.8 | Congratulations, Veronica. |
| 0:41.3 | Veronica, I saw a picture in the discord. She is adorable. Her name is Hazel Ray. |
| 0:46.4 | Oh, thank you. So if you want to get in on all that fun stuff, join the Facebook and Discord |
| 0:51.6 | server. What a great episode to announce the birth of a child. Oh, shit. I didn't realize that. |
| 0:59.4 | I do think she's a bit of a butter face. |
| 1:10.4 | Mikey, she's the prettiest woman in all of Mexico apparently when she was alive. |
| 1:16.2 | When you see her actual face, when he got the end of it, I was like, they could do better. |
| 1:21.2 | No, I thought she was gorgeous. Yeah, all Mexico page. I know. That's like all of Mexico. |
| 1:27.4 | What's the whole country page? |
| 1:29.2 | It's the whole country that Selma Hayek came from, correct? |
| 1:33.0 | Yeah. If Selma Hayek's not under the veil, she's not the prettiest woman in Mexico. |
| 1:40.1 | You can do it in a more virgin and page. |
| 1:42.2 | I'm Mikey. And I'm your horror virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, |
| 1:45.9 | but you guys make me watch them. And this week, we watched The Curse of Lion. |
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