161: Out with the old, in with the new

Planet Porky

Personal Journals, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary

3.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Planet Porky is back and it's better than ever for 2021! Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones take you on the latest whistle-stop tour around their world with topics such as: when Christmas begins and ends, Edwina Curry, the sad death of Gerry Marsden, Marianne Faithfull, the passing of Pierre Cardin, Elizabeth Taylor, natural ways to relieve stress, Jeff Lynne, Paul McCartney seeing George Harrison in a tree, tangible reminders of the people you love, Michael Jackson's Neverland, Soho House, the return of leotards, seaweed, ludicrously overpriced luggage, the most impressionable age to listen to music and Barry White. It's Planet Porky, it's your first, your last and your everything! Happy New Year!

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0:00.0	This Father's Day, celebrate the one who's always been your rock with a gift of comfort from Minky Couture.
0:07.0	Whether he's relaxing after a long day, watching the game, or sneaking in that well-earned nap, nothing says thank you like the luxury of a Minky blanket.
0:17.8	Soft, stylish, strong, just like dad.
0:21.4	Visit minky couture.com
0:22.8	or stop by a store
0:23.9	near you and give
0:25.2	dad the comfort he truly deserves.
0:27.8	Mingi Couture
0:28.6	because even heroes need to rest.
0:59.0	No. Okay, folks, thank you very much for joining Ms. Leslie Ann Jones and myself, the Porkmeister or Michael Parris.
1:01.2	I'm better known for the very first podcast of the year 2021.
1:06.7	I'm not going to say Happy New Year to anybody, including yourself, Leslie Ann, because I have this thing that if anybody says happy New Year to me, any time after midday on New Year's Day, I'm afraid I just dismiss them as being a freak.
1:21.0	As far as I'm concerned, New Year's Day happens in about the four hours after midnight on the morning of New Year's Day, and then we get on
1:27.6	with our lives. Christmas is over, New Year's Eve is over, and life returns to normal.
1:32.9	You think? Is your Christmas tree still up?
1:35.2	Sorry? Is your Christmas tree still up? No, no, no, no. That all went. That goes immediately on
1:40.2	January the 1st. I had a silver Christmas tree. In fact, I had three, actually. It was called
1:44.2	a forest of trees, okay? And yes, that's right. And there is no, not a mark, as I speak to you now,
1:51.4	that there's ever been any sort of Christmas or New Year celebration taking place in this
1:55.7	abode of mine. I won't have it. As far as I'm concerned, we've got enough to contend with
1:59.5	this year, 2021.
2:06.0	We've got a huge recovery to engineer ourselves and to help the country engineer.
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