Greetings, fans of college basketball.

Welcome to the Three Man Weave College Basketball,

where we are moping our way through March on what Matt has so lovingly referred to as

Reflection Monday after the absence of a selection Sunday yesterday.

The three of us weavers are here to provide some college hoops content to you,

hopefully provide some catharsis as we lack basketball right now.

But we'll get into that.

I'm your host, Jim Root.

I'm looking through the Skype machine.

I'm very distanced from my friends, Matt and Kai.

Fellas, how are we doing in Chicago?

Jim, we're holding in, we're holding up.

Good start to the podcast, as always.

Matt and I are in the same place right now, but we are under 10 people currently.

It's just wife, Matt and Kai, me being Kai.

So we're following the rules as set forth by the Illinois government.

And apparently the national government, too.

Yes, we are six feet apart practicing strong self-quarantine measures.

I'm just curious how you both are.

Just for those who don't know what happens behind the curtains of the weave,

we have a very active group me.

And the second that all this hit the shit hit the fan, an alarmingly low

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