Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?

No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.

Oh, same thing.

Listen up, campers.

It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.

Because camp counselors is a variety show.

So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news,

hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire.

So spooky.

Is this podcast even about camping?

No, but it is camp.

This is camp counselors.

Hey, happy campers.

Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.

It is week 161 here at camp. It is, like, so good to be back in stew, back in cabin. We've been on the road for eight days, and I'm just happy to be home. No, me too. I cried on the couch with Buffy last night because I missed her. I was going to send you a picture, but I didn't want to, like, down your time. I know. We have a very much, yeah, and I, like,

immediately went to a friend's birthday party. I know. And it was our five-year anniversary. And it was, yeah. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Yeah, we've, and it was, and people were like, my parents were like you're not doing anything i'm like we just came home from eight days on tour

jonathan's gonna want to be home and i have to see a friend for her birthday. And like, we spend every minute together, so. Yeah, and we did kind of celebrate good segue. We did. In New York, maybe you've heard of it. It is rather new. We went to see Death Becomes Her, which is great. Yeah, that was kind of like the pre-anniversary, like, treat for ourselves.

And then maybe tomorrow night, we'll go to, we'll get some Mexican food or something. Oh, my God, at our favorite Mexican spot. Yeah. We love to get a little wasted and a little frisky on margaritas. I'm gonna get my cucumber margarita because it's light, it's refreshing, and it's basically a salad. You love a cucumber-based libation. I love cucumber anything, really. And I love

pickle. I don't think you really, I never see you eat cucumber raw. I do like cucumber raw,

but sometimes when I buy it, I'm like, oh, that's a lot of work to get to the, it's the eating part. Is it though? Like, well, we got to skin it. Like, really, there's a thousand ways of skin and cat, and we're not going to get into it here, but we're back and we're so blessed to be here. So thank you for continuing to come back week after week. There were so many campers

in our shows this week. Today we're talking New York. We're talking Salt Lake City and we're talking

Portland, Oregon. And let's kind of like run through. Let's catch up the girls and the gays

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