#161: AIDSycle (@NickYoussef)

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🗓️ 8 April 2014

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Nick Youssef takes a break from his busy day of mentoring jihadists to joing me on the roof of the Comedy Store for a podcast. This is the first one I've done from up there. We talked about his time on the AIDS LifeCycle where he rode a bicycle from San Francisco to Los Angeles. We talked all about bikes and then ended it by Youssef making a bet he could never hope to win because he sucks.

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0:00.0	And there's no bike lane, so I'm riding and this door,
0:05.0	you know when you open the door, you put one foot out,
0:07.5	and then you swing it open to fully get out.
0:10.5	That's what I was watching happen.
0:12.7	I see the door open and a foot comes out,
0:14.9	and I'm maybe four feet away from you,
0:17.1	so I'm very, very close.
0:18.6	I'm right at the end of her car, essentially.
0:20.3	And I'm like, I'm not gonna have time.
0:22.0	Oh, wait, you're going.
0:22.9	And I looked to my left, there's a car right there,
0:25.1	and I'm like, I just gotta turn out as much as I can.
0:27.0	All these thoughts happen in one second.
0:28.8	I'm not gonna make it.
0:29.6	I can't turn left, I'm about to get hit by a car.
0:31.9	She opened, swings the door fully, I slam into it.
0:35.3	Hi everybody, welcome to R.I. Sheverse Skeptics Act.
0:38.7	I'm watching the NCAA Championship Game.
0:41.2	It's so fucking close.
0:42.7	What's this commercial for?
0:44.2	Godzilla, maybe.
0:46.2	Um...
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