160 - You're Not A Doctor!

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Comedy, Leisure, Stand-up

4.8 • 803 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

… and he could go on with a string of profanities afterward. Lewis is back for the new year and his tour has been going well. However, when he decided to talk to his fans about a recent illness he’s been dealing with, he had no idea that there were so many “doctors” amongst his fanbase’s ranks. It’s infuriating. With a new year come new rants, and there are some doozies – from the common like the war on tip culture. The classics –figuring out what exactly makes Flat Earthers tick. To possible creative solutions for our political and economic woes. THE RANTS Rant #1 - Kevin McThorne might have the solution to our economic problems Rant #2 - Charles Hayes is pissed about the dictionary being removed from libraries Rant #3 - Katie Wood thinks Hollywood sucks and we as a nation are going back in time Rant #4 - Kayla Linkletter realizes the world is getting stranger and stranger Rant #5 - Richard Abramson feels like the expectation of tipping has gotten out of control Rant #6 - Scott Reid wants to know what the fuck is up with Flat Earthers? ___________________ For advertising opportunities email: [email protected] ___________________ TOUR DATES: http://www.lewisblack.com/tickets GET MERCH: http://www.lewisblack.com/collections ____________________ SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS Have something you want to get off your chest? http://www.lewisblack.com/live _____________________ SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST http://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com ____________________ FOLLOW LEWIS https://www.lewisblack.com https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack https://twitter.com/thelewisblack https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:32.0	This could all go horribly wrong at any minute. Before I get started on today's Rancast, I just wanted to let you know about where I'll be performing in the next few weeks, because that's what I got to do in this age of social media.
0:48.8	And that's what we'll be talking about, I think, today.
0:50.9	On February 16th, I'm going to be at Grand Rapids, Michigan at the 20 Monroe,
0:56.1	followed by February 17th in Detroit, be still my heart. I can't wait to get back there.
1:03.8	And I will be performing at the Motor City Casino. And they don't have to worry because I won
1:08.6	recently at the last casino, so I won't be making any money there, I'm sure, but it'll be Detroit.
1:14.5	And that will certainly be enough to fill my heart, followed by February 18th.
1:20.3	The Genesee Theater, the really beautiful Genesee Theater in Waukegon, Illinois.
1:25.8	February 23rd, I'm at the factory, which is just outside of St. Louis,
1:30.4	in what they said here is Chesterfield, Missouri, I guess. And then followed by the 24th in Springfield,
1:38.9	Missouri, a town that I would like to put, well, I'll talk about that some other time at the Gillios Theater
1:44.5	and followed by February 25th at the Steel House in Omaha, Nebraska.
1:52.3	And it's been a long time since I've been there.
1:54.6	And I'm looking forward to all of these shows.
1:57.1	But we've got things to do.
1:59.2	We've got people who see.
2:00.2	We've got places to go. It is time for the 161st edition of Lewis Black's randcast entitled, You're Not a Doctor. And I could go on with a string of profanities that would go for who days on end it is great
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