160 - Time Travel!

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

Religion, Society & Culture, Dark Humor, History, Adult Humor, Conspiracies, True Crime, Cults, Conspiracy, Comedy, Biographies, Education

4.8 • 22.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2019

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Time travel! Today on Timesuck we suck time itself! Will we ever be able to go back and kill Hitler? Or go to the future and visit a world of teleportation and sex robots? Is time travel scientifically possible? What does the science community currently understand about it? Is there any validity to the claims of many who already believe they've traveled through time? (Or at least claim to believe that.) We go all over the place in a fun, light-hearted, and informative romp through the space time continuum. My new horror podcast Scared to Death is ALIVE! Listen on Spotify, Stitcher, iTunes, Youtube, and more! Donating $3200 this month to the nonprofit - Holding Out Help. https://holdingouthelp.org/Holding Out HELP provides those who come from a polygamous culture the resources needed to transition from isolation to independence! Thank you, Space Lizards! Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: (full calendar at http://dancummins.tv) October 10-13 Tampa, FL Sidesplitter's Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! October 19 Minneapolis, MN 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival CLICK HERE for tix! October 24-26 Portland OR Helium Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! November 1-2 Columbus, OH Funny Bone Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41d Timesuck is sponsored by the Great Courses Plus! Get a month free! thegreatcoursesplus.com/TIMESUCK Timesuck is sponsored by Felix Gray. Get free shipping and risk free returns/exchanges http://felixgrayglasses.com/timesuck Watch the Suck on Youtube: https://youtu.be/ZQ26Ai0OqEc Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/ Want to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions: https://badmagicmerch.com/pages/contact Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 5000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.

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0:00.0	You step into a ship made out of a top secret substance you've never laid eyes on.
0:04.2	Wearing some futuristic radiation protection suits complete with your own oxygen supply,
0:10.6	you strap in and push a button to shut the door.
0:13.3	See a scientist through the window dialing in the proper geometrical and temporal coordinates.
0:18.4	Your ship is rotated around pointing towards what looks like a black tunnel of infinite
0:22.7	length.
0:24.0	You hear the deep magnetic hum of an engine running on some previously unknown energy
0:28.4	source followed by a quick burst of white light.
0:31.1	Your head slams back as your ship hurdles forward over 10,000 times as fast as a speed of
0:35.6	light, punching through wormhole after wormhole, holes and shortcuts in the space time continuum.
0:41.5	Suddenly the white light is gone and you're floating through space approaching the earth
0:44.4	you just left.
0:45.8	You burst into the atmosphere and hurtle towards the surface, be holding the land so familiar,
0:50.7	but as surface topography you don't recognize.
0:53.9	Gone are the metallic cities you're accustomed to hovering through and your automated transportation
0:58.2	pod in their place, virgin forest.
1:01.3	You see small tribes that people huddle on the beach living in primitive huts wearing
1:04.8	the skins of the animals they've killed.
1:07.3	You land far away from them near the same location you left moments ago, but you didn't
1:11.1	leave moments ago.
1:12.4	You haven't left yet, not technically, because you're now is 35,000 years earlier than it
1:18.0	was minutes ago.
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