160 - The History of C-Sections is WILD!
History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
4.8 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 July 2020
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ever wondered what power is. |
| 0:02.0 | Power is transforming the sun into your own energy source. |
| 0:06.0 | Power is getting energy companies to pay you. |
| 0:10.0 | Power is enjoying your morning coffee, knowing you created the energy to make it. |
| 0:15.0 | Well, you and the colossal ball of fire in the sky. |
| 0:19.0 | Because with solar panels from Hive, the sun works for you. |
| 0:23.0 | Hive, know your power. |
| 0:25.0 | May not cover all electricity usage roof and weather dependent. |
| 0:27.6 | Paid for surplus requires eligible SEC tariff. |
| 0:30.4 | What's up? I'm Chris DiC.D. |
| 0:33.2 | A.K.A. King Gay. |
| 0:34.6 | You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys. History hyenas. |
| 1:28.4 | Yeah. AKA King Gay. You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys, history hyenas, everybody. We're coming in hot. I'm Chris DeFleleinez, everybody. We're coming in hot. We got, I'm Chris DeStefalon, it's Yonis, Poppice. Welcome to our thawcamp. Yeah, I was about to say, welcome to the only podcast that deliberately has unflattering camera angles. That's how we do it. We want you to see our fucking thigh meat and our double chins. And we're going to do an episode today. It's going to be wild. It's going to be all about the C-sections because make no mistake. We're going to talk about pregnancies and babies because Yanni's about to have a baby. And also, so are you at home probably because you definitely had unprotected sex in quarantine. you vicious, vicious, big whore. Yeah, I mean, it's the only way for humans to get to the planet. |
| 1:46.5 | The only way for humans to get to the planet. The only way for humans to get to this planet, they can't go through an alien side door. Right. They can't will it into existence. You got to go, you got to swim through Fumari to get here. That's the only way is you got to get, because when you're born, I don't care how clean you |
| 2:01.9 | are. |
| 2:02.4 | When you're born, you have fumes, bad. Because, yeah, and it's not even saying anything about the particular mother, but I'm just saying childbirth comes with a lot of gook. There's a lot of gook on you. Now, what's the plan? You guys want to, what's your wife's plan? Is she going to go, oh, natural? |
| 2:16.9 | Does she want to have epidurals? |
| 2:19.0 | What's the issue? |
| 2:19.6 | What's the plan? |
| 2:20.2 | What's the birthing plan? |
| 2:21.3 | The plan is she going to go oh natural does she want to have uh epidurals what's the issue what's the plan what's the birthing plan is i'm going to start doing fucking yoga and i'm going to figure out how to sit like a yogi yeah cause yeah cuz but i'm not flexible anymore it's funny when guys do yoga it's like girls do yoga the yoga pants are flexible when a guy does yoga it weird. Should we create a patronage here where we, they get to watch us try to do yoga? I did advance yoga once. It was one of the hardest things in my life. And then I had to do a rollback and I farted in front of all the people. The yoga squeezed the fart out of me. Like it was the last bit of toothpaste in a toothpaste tube |
| 2:50.9 | yoga yoga is for if you're a gassy guy if you're a gassy guy then yoga is not for you but |
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