160 - Sliding Into Sister Wives DMs

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

It all started with a simple trip to TJ Maxx. Because every great night begins in the clearance aisle. From there, things only went uphill. Hibachi takeout, a Sister Wives marathon, and a little too much saké that led Zach to start one sided beef with TLC network and then continue to DM one of the stars of the show. This week, we unpack our obsession with reality TV drama, a strong opinion on fake “podcasts” that are really just ads disguised as "entertaining clips" or whatever. Then Zachariah tells his own harrowing tale when his stomach betrayed him in a coffee shop. We're talking newly found cough drops, a lawsuit involving a duck on a SeaWorld roller coaster, and our love for the Y2K pop duo ASHNIA. It's a lot, but so are we ;)

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.com.
0:05.7	That's audible.com.uk slash wondery.
0:12.1	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:14.7	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:17.5	Oh, same thing.
0:18.9	Listen up, campers.
0:20.3	It's time to buckle up, pitch 10 and take a hike because camp counselors
0:23.9	is a variety show to prepare for a good old fashion kumbaya weird news hot gossip and scary
0:30.1	stories around the campfire so spooky is this podcast even about camping no but it is camp
0:36.0	this is camp counselors.
0:41.4	Hey, happy campers. Morning. Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. It is week 160 here at camp. Why do you
0:53.3	keep saying that?
0:54.3	Moni. Zach has been trucking around the house, stomping his little tippies. Morning. Like every room. No one's in there. He's sticking his head in. Morning. There's this girl on TikTok who just, she basically runs through so many Snapchat filters and does like the exact same scene. That's what you're doing. Like she'll answer the door to get pizza as like all these different Snapchat filters and does like the exact same scene. Like she'll like,
1:11.5	she'll answer the door to get pizza as like all these different Snapchat filters.
1:15.1	But there's this one that I posted on my story last night where it's like a full beat down
1:18.9	glam filter.
1:20.5	And every time she uses that on TikTok, she goes,
1:22.7	morning.
1:23.6	And I just think it's so funny.
1:26.2	My head is also off my body.
1:28.5	My brain is in the blender.
1:30.0	I am hungover.
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