#160 - Oops All Santas! Christmas Special w/ Mike Mitchell, Zach Cherry and Jon Gabrus

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Advice, Humor, Improv, Stand-up, Relationship

4.5 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Mike Mitchell, Zach Cherry, and Jon Gabrus join the pod for a very special Christmas edition to discuss the indignities of being expected to dress as Santa when you’re fat, the sick freaks who would enjoy seeing this crew dressed up as Santas, being pound-for-pound the heaviest podcast episode in history, CPAP experiences, buying holy water off Amazon, the sad reason Zepbound is saving society from senseless tragedies, asserting yourself against movie nerds in theaters, and much more. Mike, Zach, Jon and Stav help callers including a guy whose girlfriend’s friends hate him after falsely accusing him of cheating, and a woman whose good lifelong friend only hangs out and parties with her boyfriend’s mom. Follow Mike Mitchell: https://x.com/bdayboysmitch https://www.instagram.com/mynamesmitch Follow Zach Cherry: https://www.zachcherry.com/ Follow Jon Gabrus : https://gabrus.com/ https://twitter.com/gabrus https://www.instagram.com/gabrus/ https://letterboxd.com/gabrus/ Thank you to our sponsors! Twisted Tea - https://www.twistedtea.com/locations ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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0:00.0	Opa! Welcome everybody to Stavvy's World.
0:04.8	9-04-800-stav.
0:06.9	Call in.
0:08.0	We'll solve all your problems.
0:10.2	Ah, it's the holiday season, everyone.
0:12.9	Oh!
0:14.8	December 23rd, I believe.
0:16.8	Isn't that right, Eldis?
0:18.4	Oh, wow, you're playing jingle.
0:19.9	Oh, shit, guys.
0:21.8	It's us.
0:24.4	We have a fifth Santa.
0:27.5	The fattest one is stuck in the chimney.
0:30.0	The four of us can make it down.
0:31.4	Ralphie Mae's been up there.
0:34.8	The ghost of Ralphie Mae is stuck in the family.
0:44.1	I'd like to think that John Panette and Ralphie Mae are looking over us like forced ghosts right now.
0:48.0	Chris Farley, every dead fat guy.
0:51.1	Panette is still doing the Chinese voice style that's upsetting everybody.
0:52.5	We're like, John, please.
0:57.7	You do a Ouija board and he's still doing the voice over through Ouija board. John, there is over a billion dead Chinese people in heaven with us.
1:00.9	You've got to stop doing that.
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