160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2017

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast
0:20.3	coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.
0:23.5	My name is Dan Schreiber and I am sitting here with James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray
0:28.4	and Aniches Inzki and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four
0:33.3	favorite facts from the last seven days and a no particular order.
0:37.5	Here we go.
0:39.0	Starting this week with my fact, my fact this week is that at rush hour there are more
0:44.5	people under the ground in London than there are above the ground in Edinburgh.
0:49.4	Wow, that's great.
0:51.2	No.
0:52.2	And you don't mean dead people do you?
0:53.6	No, I don't.
0:54.6	I mean rush hour.
0:55.6	I mean the London Underground System.
0:58.1	There are more people on trains below the ground than there are people in total every day.
1:03.3	Actually you might have underestimated that because did you count people living in basement
1:08.6	flats?
1:09.6	No, I didn't.
1:10.6	You didn't.
1:11.6	I bet there are even more people.
1:14.3	What about dead people?
1:16.3	That's cold.
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