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Coca-Cola Real Magic. And the So, So, Welcome to yet another sparking edition of On the Record. We are the two mics and this is our

on the record podcast series which started off Porky I have to say yes as a promotional

vehicle for our show live show in New York which we did a place called

the City Winery which has now reached sort of the epic proportions of millions and

millions of listens. It certainly has. People love it. They love the old stories that we

tell you if they don't know who the people are.

But they also like our take on some of the more unusual stories of the day.

Well, never mind the unusual stories. You're going to get a bit of a mainline story.

But before I do anything, I'm going to pull my tongue out at you okay

gonna stick my tongue out of you okay look I'll show you look what you're

what are you doing that for because I bit my tongue this morning and it's the

hardest biting of a tongue I've ever had in my life I mean seriously

like you didn't take a chunk out of it did you? Oh God yeah did it bleed it bled

it bled terribly really so there I am munching my sausage butter at breakfast.

Is that what caused it?

The sausage butter?

No, not, no, it was a tooth that went into my tongue, okay?

But the thing is, I was reading a couple of my journals at the time.

Yes. I was watching

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