160: Holy Crap...We Have a High Schooler!

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

While their son is probably off stealing a toilet from the school bathroom, Dustin and Mel are in the Frontseat to talk about Dustin's inability to walk away from a microphone, Melissa's undeserved confidence in her cheerleading skills, and realizing you probably get to see a high schooler for about 45 minutes a week.

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0:00.0	Today's episode is brought to you by Bark Technologies.
0:02.6	Bark is a parental control phone monitoring app that helps keeps kids safe online.
0:07.4	Follow the link in the show notes to get more information and a special promotion for you,
0:11.4	the backseaters. Hey everybody, welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back.
0:17.6	There we are a funny podcast about family.
0:19.8	My name is Dustin Nickerson.
0:20.9	I'm a stand-up comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me. is
0:23.2	a stand-up comedian the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me
0:25.1	directly across from me in our back room slash recording studio slash our
0:29.7	daughter's room in Beanbags and Study Buddies is my lovely wife Melissa Nickerson.
0:35.4	Hey there.
0:36.4	I just had a half a iced best drink ever from Better Buzz.
0:40.6	Woe!
0:41.6	We are vibin yep and subscribing to this podcast and to that's a good
0:49.1	shirt vibe and vibe in my business subscribe oh man with it like an I n subscribe Vibin and subscribing. Oh man.
0:53.0	With it like an I N.
0:54.2	Oh man, I think we might have a new Patreon.
0:58.0	Sure.
0:59.0	New level.
1:00.0	Vibin and subscribing.
1:02.0	I think we might have to, there might well we'll see what happens
1:04.5	ladies and gentlemen but speaking of Patreon it's too early for that but I will just say
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