160 - Gork and Mork, Greenskinned Gods

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4.4 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2025

⏱️ 156 minutes

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*Ad Free Version available on Lorehammer Patreon, link below.* Gork and Mork, the twin gods of the Orks, embody the brutal, anarchic essence of the green tide. Gork is brutal but cunning, striking with overwhelming force, while Mork is cunning but brutal, hitting when you least expect it. Orks don’t waste time on complex theology—worship is as simple as fighting, shouting, and believing hard enough to make reality bend. Their gods don’t whisper in the warp like Chaos deities; instead, they loom over Orkdom as ever-present, unknowable forces, guiding warbosses and WAAAGH!s with instinct and sheer, unshakable conviction. Whether it's a good scrap or a clever ambush, Gork and Mork are always watching—grinning with big, jagged teef. Lorehammer Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/lorehammer/membership One Time Donations https://paypal.me/lorehammerpodcast Link to all Links https://linktr.ee/Lorehammer40k Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, listener, it's Zach Harper, Amina al-Hasson, and Anthony Mays of Cynophobe.
0:06.1	You may be asking yourself, what is Cinephobe?
0:08.5	I mean, would you like to fill in the people?
0:10.1	Cinephope is the podcast for Zach and I watch movies that are poorly rated on Ron Tomatoes and try to ascertain.
0:15.7	You're trying to ascertain?
0:16.8	Yes.
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0:18.5	Accertain. Yes. Okay. Assertained. Whether or not they're accurately poorly rated, or maybe they didn't get a fair shake.
0:22.5	Cinepho produced by this guy, Anthony Mace.
0:24.5	Hey, that's me.
0:25.3	I produced this show.
0:26.4	I also watched the movies, even though that wasn't included in the description.
0:29.5	And I also ascertained.
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