This is how they say a zombie apocalypse starts.

It's kind of like the movies.

By the time you hear on the news that this new virus is spreading

that's causing people's brains to turn into neurojello, neuro pudding.

It's too late.

You need to notice the early signs.

Things that don't seem connected, but they're all interwoven together.

It's the coffee shop glitch theory.

You think you're the problem.

You walk into your local coffee shop.

Your barista has dark circles under her eyes.

You think it's big coffee's fault.

They're overworking her, but she actually says she's been taking time off.

They've been letting her get extra vacation days because she's been so exhausted, which is strange.

But that day, she gets your order wrong for the first time in three years. But not only that,

when you go to ask for a change in the milk, you see five other people lined up asking for changes

for their regular coffee orders.

Everybody's coffee order is wrong.

Then you see one customer ordering an espresso shot, then circling back to the front of the

store, glancing at their phone looking around, and then shaking their head, walking back in

line, and ordering an espresso shot.

And then when they walk away from the line,

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