Hello, my name is Justin the Clue, and I'm here today with Will Sloan.

And you're listening to The Important Cinema Club.

And this week, things are going to get a little bit sexy.

Because we're talking about it.

They're sexy every week.

Are they?

I mean.

I mean, people can't see the way we're dressed.

Yeah, I mean, we've been doing all of these episodes pantsless the entire time. It adds a little bit of a sense of danger as we go along. So who are we talking about this week, Will? We are talking about Radley Metzker. I think generally considered, well, he started in softcore pornography, and then he's generally considered the best

director of hardcore pornography who ever lived. A real stylist in a genre that, for the most part,

lacks stylists. So for the episodes where Will picks the person that we're talking about,

I have to ask a question. Why did you feel you wanted to talk about him? Well, you know, I wanted to finally find out how sex is done. And this week, I did. All the

mysteries of the world have been revealed to me. Now, he's directed a number of films. Not that

many hardcore films, right? I think five or six. Yeah. And we watched the opening of Misty

Beethoven, which is his hardcore film and Camille 2000. And the opening of Misty Beethoven, which is his hardcore film, and Camille 2000.

And the opening of Misty Beethoven, I think, is considered the best hardcore porn film ever made.

And I hear this quite a bit that have been made in that genre.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So that's...

I think, I think actually, like, I would, if I were to guess, 99.999% of things in the internet are in that genre. Yes. So, like, that is a large claim. Yeah. But the guy hasn't actually directed that many movies. Well, let's give a little biographical information. Okay. Who is Radley Metzker? Radley Metzger, who is still alive, I think he's 87 years old. He originally,

he grew up loving film, and he got into the industry by cutting trailers, first for RKO and then

for Janus films. So many of the trailers for the films of Bergman, Fellini, Truffaut,

were edited by him. And he directed his first movie in the early

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