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Cowboy Boys Podcast

16 - The Nookie Monster

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9777 Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Someone has been impersonating Shayne on dating sites and women are angry. Mac debuts his new adult muppet character. They also watch videos of gorillas making love.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm going to be

0:03.0

a little bit of Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,

0:33.6

which is why I listened to the Cowboy Boys podcast.

0:43.9

With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,

0:50.5

the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.

0:54.5

Cowboy Boy.

1:03.2

Do you think there are so many girls in K-pop bands so, like, one or two of them can die and no one notices?

1:08.2

Like, name your favorite K-pop band.

1:11.2

It's just a random string of letters, numbers and letters together.

1:11.9

No.

1:19.1

And like, there's 10, 12, there's more members in the band than they're like on a football team.

1:20.7

And so, like.

1:23.4

No, Black Pink has like five members.

1:24.6

They have like an amount.

1:28.0

They saw the American formula and they were like, we got to get closer to that.

1:30.8

Because there was that one Japanese band where they age out.

1:32.1

Oh, really?

1:32.8

Yeah.

1:37.9

It's a J-pop band, which is less popular than K-pop.

1:41.1

And they age out.

1:45.6

Like they get to a certain age and then they have to like rotate members in or something.

1:47.3

It's pretty weird.

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