16. Steve Hernandez

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2017

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and philosopher journeyman, Steve Hernandez, visits the live talking arena for truth and lights and a palpable antidote to Pemberton's silliness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	When you hear it's Spring Black Friday at the Home Depot and Ryobe 40-volt expanded cordless string trimmers are just $179.
0:07.2	What are you driven to do?
0:09.3	Clear out winter's overgrowth, clean up the driveway lines, or take a lighter touch around the flower beds.
0:16.5	Hurry into the Home Depot during Spring Black Friday to get more done with the extended runtime and precision control of the Riobe 40-volt expanded cordless string trimmer.
0:24.3	Now just $179.
0:26.2	Shop Spring Black Friday savings at the Home Depot.
0:28.6	How doers get more done.
0:32.0	Terrell Audio.
0:35.5	Where are we going?
0:36.5	Oh. Oh. Where are we going? Yeah, welcome to live?
0:40.3	Yeah, welcome to lives of tape on the Farrell Audio Network.
0:59.0	This is your introduction, DJ Hot Stepper, Say what I want, do what I want, get inside and out of anything I can. It ain't sticky and ain't me.
1:09.0	DJ Dick or Troy here on Live the tape with Johnny Pemberton.
1:12.6	We got a little Harry Nelson in the background here from an album that no one ever fucking heard.
1:18.6	This is an album that he did with Ringo Starr, where he's pretending to be a goddamn vampire.
1:25.6	Yep. Okay, so here's the deal.
1:29.3	This is live to tape.
1:31.3	It's going to be all live to tape from here and now.
1:34.3	We've got a great gaspin studio right now.
1:36.3	He's going to jog with Johnny, but right now this is Dicker.
1:39.3	I got some housekeeping to let you know about.
1:43.3	If you're listening, and you're here and you're there and you're present,
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