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0:00.0	Academy is a new scripted podcast that follows Ava Richards,
0:03.4	a brilliant scholarship student attending Bishop Gray Academy,
0:06.5	the country's most exclusive boarding school.
0:08.9	Academy takes you into the world of a cutthroat private school where power,
0:12.7	money, and sex collide in a game of life and death.
0:15.9	Binge all 10 episodes of Academy, early and ad-free, on Wondering Plus.
0:24.6	The following podcast is not real,
0:27.2	but it is really sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
0:30.4	They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show.
0:34.6	Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of
0:59.5	Foon. I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp. If you're new to the podcast, this is what's going on.
1:03.6	I'm from Chicago on Earth, and months ago I fell through a dimensional hole behind a burger
1:08.9	king into this sort of mystical, fantastical land of Foon. Luckily, I'm getting a slight
1:13.9	Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King still, I think, through the dimensional hole somehow.
1:18.8	And I'm using that Wi-Fi to post a weekly podcast that I host here in the Tavern,
1:24.2	the Vermilion Minotaur in the town of Hogg's face in the land of Foon.
1:27.8	And I'm joined by my co-host, Chant.
1:30.4	Hello, and my wizard co-host.
1:33.0	I am Spin Tax the Green, Wizard of the Third, Ninth and Twelve Thirms of Ephesius,
1:38.5	Wilder of Arcane Forces, compelling the living in the dead,
1:42.0	Diviner of unknowable truth, Scaster of illusions, Destroyer of lies,
1:46.0	Dissolver of the Wall of Fire, In Bible of the Nine Deadly Poisons,
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