Hey guys, welcome to hey maybe I'll talk into the microphone. Hey guys, welcome to open tabs

This is the podcast with me work right here where I go through open on my tabs to the entire week and when I'm on the road

And then we close them here on Wednesday. I also do a solo podcast this week's podcast

What are you doing so fast, Bert? Because people complain this week's podcast was with Jamie Kielstein

He is a deep dive on the internet if you are a

Progressive right and you've never heard of Jamie Kielstein check him out

If you are a progressive left and you've never heard of Jill Jamie Kielstein check him out

They call him the fence in politics. He's the fence. What do you mean? I don't know. I just made it up

Let's start off this week with maybe the funniest thing I've seen all fucking week on the internet and yes

It's my Instagram page and yes, it's my daughter

But I swear to you if this doesn't cheer you up a tad bit then you don't have a fucking soul

Yesterday morning we're getting in the pool and Ilas. They're fresh out of tennis practice

Ooh sounds like white proof it's good. They are

She's getting and she's like I'm just gonna jump in my clothes. I go Ila

What's it look like if someone push if you push yourself in the pool and this was her impression of her pushing herself in the pool

And it made me laugh my fucking ass off

What's it look like when you push yourself in?

She went hard

She went hard in the fucking pain

God I was gonna watch when you watch it the most times

Gotta watch this I can watch this over and over again. It's her kick her kick are you promoting your own child getting thrown in the pool?

Yeah, one more time. What's it look like when you push yourself in?

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