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🗓️ 28 February 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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This episode Dan is joined by comedian Shane Gillis! They talk being young in football and the pain of losing. Going through awkward phases in life. Video games are powerful on the mind, Shane fights an eye twitch AND MORE.
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0:00.0 | Watch is? Are you a watch guy? Were you ever a watch guy? In your whole life? |
0:10.0 | No, you know what? You got good wrists. I have thin wrists. I have little |
0:15.2 | Oh my God you do not as bad as mine though look when you when I do mine like |
0:20.9 | look how much room I have and then yours is yeah but I'm small |
0:24.2 | yes little tiny yeah but you got great for fucking pass pro yeah grab the it's like |
0:31.3 | children worked on machines it really is the little small fingers |
0:35.0 | which by the way they're doing now did you know that child labor's back baby in a |
0:39.0 | no I swear to God in like all these like major cereals, all the cereals we love, we're just having kids box |
0:46.4 | them up and do the boxes and stuff. |
0:48.9 | They're just taking immigrant kids and like these people take immigrants in like being like, we're gonna take care of them and then they're like you work it you |
0:56.1 | work at the cereal factory in Buffalo next to helium. |
0:59.1 | Yeah, dude. |
1:00.3 | Well I always say that whenever I worked there I go with a great count chocula fire of 79 happened |
1:05.0 | It took my dad it took my dad in that cereal factory |
1:11.7 | You know what I've never asked you as a friend? |
1:13.4 | Oh, dirty socks. |
1:14.4 | Dude, that's what I do. |
1:15.4 | Look at this. |
1:16.4 | Look at this. |
1:17.4 | Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you, white boys and socks? |
1:21.4 | That's our lingerie. Are we on? We don't do we don't we don't |
1:26.9 | Okay. Proper start just making sure. Oh you don't say anything crazy? |
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