16 - Double Penetration and a Happy New Year

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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The duo is back for 2019 talking double penetration, girls faking nudes, and the BEST Instagram trick for guys to get laid. They also share on masturbating to a friend in the other room and introduce the term “soaking,” something near and dear to Sofia's heart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:07.0	Call her daddy. Happy New Year Daddy Gang.
0:17.0	It's 2019 people.
0:21.0	I don't know if you knew, but it is. Oh my God I mean, I mean happy new your daddy gang again another episode of call her daddy I am actually so happy to be back and in front of a microphone. I can't keep talking to myself.
0:36.5	No. No. I need you guys. I can't either. So I would say let's recap our New Year's so we don't remember shit.
0:45.6	Yes, there's literally no point.
0:47.2	We don't remember anything.
0:48.8	Let's talk about do we have any resolutions?
0:54.0	Go to the gym.
0:55.0	Okay.
0:56.0	Everyone says that they're going to go to the goddamn gym.
0:59.0	Is there a New Year's resolution?
1:00.0	I've been saying that for the past like 17 years I think but this time I really mean it.
1:07.0	Oh me too. No I'm going. No I think it was back in episode one. Oh my god let's have like a
1:11.6	little walk-down memory lane for the new year.
1:14.0	I think it was episode one or two, you and I talked about how we had this gym membership
1:18.0	and we never were fucking going to the gym.
1:22.0	Alex, you do realize that we pay for this gym membership every single month and the last time we went I think was early March and it's now January.
1:31.0	Don't tell me that, Sophia.
1:32.0	We have not... My goal... and it's now January. Don't tell me that, Sophia.
1:32.6	Don't say that to me.
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