Welcome to the Bad Broadcast. I'm your host, Maddie Murphy.

Hi everybody. Welcome back to a new episode of the Bad Broadcast. My name is Maddie.

I'm your host, blah, blah, blah. You guys know this is your first time here. Welcome. I'm so

happy that you're here and I'm so happy to be sitting here in a corner of my apartment recording

my voice for your ear holes. This is like really the greatest part of my life is doing this podcast

and talking to you guys and interacting with you and feeling like I have friends. It's weird

because sometimes you guys will message me and be like, can we be friends? And I'm like,

I don't know what you think we're doing. We are friends. We are friends. What if we're not,

if you don't consider us friends, I'm in a real bad position because I think that I have a lot

of friends. And if you're telling me we aren't friends yet, that means I don't have as many friends

as I thought and that really, really bums me out. So yes, we are friends and I'm so grateful to be

here right off the bat. If you haven't rated reviewed on iTunes, please go do that. That is so,

so, so super helpful. Also posting the episode on social media and spreading the good word of,

we should say bad word since it's called the bad broadcast, but anyways, that is the best way to

help me out. And I would appreciate it. So normally we start off episodes with dumb dumb club

check-ins. We are not doing that this week just because I have a super full episode for you guys.

But I'm going to start doing dumb dumb club episodes, I think once a month. It just seems like

a lot for every single episode. I don't know. I don't know. I can't really decide. I want to do

them once a month. I'm just sort of figuring this out as I go. So I'm seeing what works, what doesn't.

So we'll see how the once a month thing goes. I'm going to try that out. So not this week,

but next week we will have an ultra full dumb dumb club check-in. And that is where we all laugh

about the things that we did not know until we were old. Man, we should have learned when we were

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