Hey, hey, hey, you're the one that won the full time today.

Good night to work and play, and get along with each other.

Steven, if someone calls me, I am a man.

Steven, that my secreted whispers change the play.

Now, it's time for the Motor City Mediac, the wit from the mitt,

the great legs grandmaster, the Motown Madman, the mittens, killer kitten.

We ran out of nicknames.

You're listening to Lauder with Crowder.

Good day to you.

We are so glad to have you.

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Good day Alaska, good day Northern Michigan, good day Internet, good day Florida listeners.

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It's crazy to think how many, I mean, when I get emails,

your host, even Crowder, by the way, we have coach Mark Ripto on this week.

I should introduce, I've learned the art of broadcasting.

I should tease what we'll be talking about.

Okay, this is not going to be one of those days, fond of.

Well, you said you wanted to tease somebody, so that's what they did when I was a kid.

Burgdahl, Ted Cruz, Starbucks ended race together, German wings crash, spring break, Saudi Arabia, Taxi Yemen.

That is everything you need to know from the week.

We will have you covered, then go kiss your wives or husbands or kids and enjoy your life.

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