Hello everyone. Welcome to this week's episode of the Lesbian Supper Club.

We're now in Season 2, Episode 2.

Very nice to be back.

We're actually having a bit of like a Cornwall edition

right now because we needed to escape London after Pride. So we've got too many lesbians chasing us

down the street. Freya wishes that she had a load of lesbians chasing her down the street.

She absolutely doesn't. I'm running away from her when we're in the street together.

I know. I think it's really nice sometimes to like get away from London. We kind of have that thing sometimes where we just

have that urge to be like beach. We got here and it's raining. Especially in summer. I mean, it's

raining but it's still a nice time and I'm sure you're all gagging to get an update on the nasty

plumber. And when I mean nasty, I mean like, nasty.

Not as in like he's nasty because he's too pathetic to be that.

We haven't heard anything, but hilariously, like the big man that he is, that likes to go into young women's drawers and take photos of things. Zero response. But, you know,

feel three to try and keep reviewing and warning others off of this person and persons actually,

because it was more than one. It was, yeah. I haven't seen his scummy little van drifting around lately. His little souped up little van. I think he's got a garage now. Nothing again. He puts it in there and says, I've got a tiny cock like my work van is a souped up VW in black. It's just to be fair, loads of the girlies did reply and say, his name's Gary. How did you not know?

A.K. It goes by Gaz.

And at that point, I don't have anything to say to you because it's completely fair enough. Like, we should have fucking known. We should only excuse I have. We were also desperate for a plumber. We were desperate. Like, we were actually desperate. And also, we were so stressed with that move

and trying to do so many things at once.

I just didn't have my thinking hat on and my assessment hat on like I usually would. Massive faux path from us. I completely agree. Definitely lived and learned. Don't be pointing the finger at us though, girls. I know his name is gas. No, I would point the finger at myself. I know. and it's so fair enough because I feel like a lot of our listeners as well are so similar to us so that is totally how I would have responded to someone. I just noticed you've done your lips and I haven't. That's fine. No, because it's going to look like you're going to look like you've got nice volumptuous lips and you do have nice volumptuous lips. Let me finish. Christ. I just spotted the Loss Mary. The Loss Mary's in the corner of the sofa. Yeah, it is. I don't care. Love my Loss Mary. I thought I was thinking to myself, I was like, I'm not going to bring the lost Mary in from the car. No, it was a sign because I put on a pair of shorts that I wore here last time and it was in the pocket.

Well, there you go. It brought us together. We've got mixed reviews on the Lost Mary. We've got a few people being like, no, I love it. We've got some people being like, yeah, I agree with Freya. So you've all chosen your size. That's absolutely fine. I won't forget. Exactly.

Today's first topic that I won't forget.

Today's first topic that I want to discuss is the Kyle Richards and her new Jan haven't ever gone into Jan on this podcast. Okay, so Jan in our language, aka made up language, but it's relatively universal actually throughout the UK and hopefully wider now.

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