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American Presidents: Totalus Rankium

16.1 Abraham Lincoln

American Presidents: Totalus Rankium

Rob and Jamie

Comedy, History

4.9836 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2019

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

It's a big one! A young axe-wielding turkey-murderer set out one day to find his fortune - little did he know that his path would lead him to become the president of a country on the verge of civil war. But just how did Abraham get there? How was he with the ladies? Did he tell a ripping good yearn? was he really all that honest? Find out in this week's Totalus Rankium (With improved sound!)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Totalis Rankium.

0:10.6

This week, Abraham Lincoln, Part 1. Hello and welcome to American presidents

0:26.4

Totalis Rankium. I am Jamie.

0:28.2

And I'm Rob ranking all of the presidents from Washington to Trump.

0:31.6

And this is Abraham Lincoln.

0:35.5

Oh, who?

0:37.0

It's a big one, Jeremy.

0:38.3

It's a big one.

0:38.9

We're finally here.

0:39.4

Thank you, but who's the president?

0:40.7

Oh, you've got to find out more about him today.

0:42.4

Okay.

0:43.0

All right.

0:43.7

Oh, this is quite exciting, actually, because I know a little bit about Abraham Lincoln.

0:46.9

You do?

0:47.5

Well, in the sense that he didn't have a beard, then he had a beard.

0:52.0

Yes. Yes He was president during most of the Civil War

0:55.5

And through the end of it

0:56.6

Is what I believe I could be wrong

0:58.1

Yeah

0:58.4

Yeah

0:58.8

The Emancipation Proclamation

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