It is Tuesday, January 29th, 2019, and this is episode 159 of Backside of Magic.

A lot of nines there.

Yeah.

This episode is brought to you by Disney World Stuff available in your own hometown.

Fresh off the success of Mickey ice cream bars selling out in grocery stores across the nation,

even more Disney stuff can now be found without having to make a trip to the parks.

The next time you go to the grocery, you'll notice many of your other favorite treats from the parks and the fact that the traditional aisle format has been eliminated in favor of grouping the foods into themed kiosks.

Also, the Disney High School program has hired local students to simulate shoulder-to-shoulder crowds while earning dubious work study credit to permit payment below minimum wage.

The air conditioning has been turned off and I-Habob is perpetually screaming through the intercom about where everyone is from.

To order a tables in Cleveland card good for 20% off each time you shop,

and to see the line of purple walls now available at Home Depot,

go to www.mousedilution.gov.com.

This is Backside of Magic and I'm Ryan.

With me as always is my co-host Jeremy.

Jeremy, how you doing?

I am partly sunny. How are you?

I'm also partly sunny. I don't know what that means.

It's a weather term.

Okay.

Well, what do we got for iTunes reviews?

We got several this week, and for their work, we will thank the Ole Miss Rebels,

Jenny X-77, Diz, A-C-G, T-L-69-2737-D I don't think that's their real name. That was my nickname in high school.

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