159 - NICE! A Woman in An Arm Sling Hit On Me At The Dolly Parton Statue

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

This week at camp, we’re recapping our wild tour stops through Nashville, Kansas City, and Chicago. Yes, a honky-tonk woman in an arm sling was hitting on us at the Nashville Dolly Parton rooftop bar. Then we cover the riveting story of a man who spent months convincing Costco to give him their iconic $1.50 hot dog sign, and the Vatican finally returning Indigenous artifacts to Canada. Naturally we spiral into a series of passionate rants about everything from being forced to “pre-save” albums that aren’t even out yet and sandwich shops drowning their food in mayo. UGH! (though Jonathan approves of the mayo-forward recipes lol) We also yearn for the golden age of DVDs with alternate endings, confess our love for reading smut in public, and weigh in on Hayley Williams’ new album drop for Ego Death. Plus a little Zara Larsson appreciation to round things out.

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:03.0	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:06.0	Oh, same thing.
0:08.0	Listen up, campers.
0:09.0	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
0:11.0	Because camp counselors is a variety show.
0:13.0	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news,
0:17.0	hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire.
0:20.0	So spooky.
0:21.7	Is this podcast even about camping?
0:23.4	No, but it is camp.
0:25.7	This is camp counselors.
0:30.1	Hey, happy campers.
0:32.8	Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.
0:35.7	It is week 159 here at camp.
0:39.6	And we're back, and we're back in the stew.
0:41.8	We're back off the airplanes.
0:43.6	As you can see in Jonathan's vocals, you're a little sicky.
0:47.3	And I will say last week when we recorded the Halloween special.
0:52.2	It really crept in.
0:53.5	I saw it on your face.
0:54.7	You're dressed as the other brother, and I'm thinking, oh, my God, I'm losing him.
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