159: I AINT NO CRASH TEST DUMMY SO HARD

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🗓️ 3 October 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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The scammers are out there out, but so are Kristin and Jen, the screamers. You won’t get anything from us without a fight, just ask our husbands.

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0:00.0	Some things just add some play to your day.
0:02.8	Catching the toast as it pops out of the toaster.
0:05.6	Dancing down the street to your favourite place.
0:08.8	Wearing a sparkly boots to the shop.
0:11.2	Best of all, picking the new Red Scratch Card.
0:14.0	A Red Scratch Card, please.
0:15.7	Thank you.
0:16.7	And doing your own drum roll.
0:18.5	This is exciting.
0:21.4	Add some play to your day,
0:22.8	with Scratch Cards from the National Lottery.
0:24.8	So it's too big, place more.
0:26.5	Brewers and procedures are by a place where it's going to be 18 or over.
0:42.4	Cheers.
0:43.1	Cheers. We're not.
0:43.8	We're not casting. You better fill up that glass there, lady, with our
0:47.8	Cosmopolitan.
0:49.7	Yeah, next week, Kristen's going to bring fancy cocktails for us.
0:53.6	I got to tell you I've been trying.
0:55.2	So I know everyone's like, where have you been for the last 20 years?
0:58.7	I've been trying to get into apparel spritzes.
1:00.6	I think they're delicious. They're not my favourite.
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