#159: Bitchfest 2013

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Walt sets Sail, Q saves a kitten, Bry laughs at Paula Deen’s misfortune.

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0:00.0	In the summer of sequels, the bird of myth returns.
0:05.6	He's fighting General Smod, helping old Smod co-earned.
0:11.5	Jonathan Livingston's sales goals is a secret to identity and shit.
0:17.1	Look up in the sky, children.
0:18.8	It's the bird.
0:20.1	The sales is going to shit. Oh's the bird. The sails, my shit.
0:23.0	Oh, the bird of legend is back.
0:26.5	Yeah, you hear him right there.
0:27.9	He's Falcour as fuck, man, because this story is never ending, man.
0:32.8	Don't you be scared, kids?
0:34.2	Come touch my mighty bird, man.
0:37.7	Sounds creepy. Let me try again my mighty bird, man. Sounds creepy.
0:38.4	Let me try again.
0:39.8	Rush over children.
0:41.8	All are welcome.
0:44.4	There is peace and serenity with the bird.
0:49.2	Iron man, Superman, Wolverine, morons.
0:53.9	The only hero can save you this summer. It, is that sweet bird of sales and shit.
0:57.5	Take you where all the cool kids hang.
0:59.5	Live Smodco shows for your oral pleasure.
1:05.5	Oh, the bird of salesonship is flying, children.
1:08.6	Look up!
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