Before we get into this, we want to let you know that this week's Ear Biscuit is supported by Stitch Fix.

Stitch Fix is an online personal styling service that finds and delivers clothes, shoes, and accessories

to fit your body, budget, and lifestyle. And listen, you know, I'm a big man. I have a big body

that is difficult to fit, but it's not just big. It's also, I don't know, I think I've got odd

shaping. Well, I didn't want to say it, right? I think that like, I think that like the length of my torso

related to like the overall length of my body, I think we're in like off the spectrum kind of

territory. That's why I do not like shopping. It makes me so angry. Frustrated. I mean, I get

frustrated shopping. I wish I had this as a kid because my mom would drag me. Your mom was your

Stitch Fix? My mom fixed my Stitch. Su-Fix. Well, try this on. You know, I'd have to go in with

piles of clothes come out and she just, she give me the thumbs up, the thumbs down. Su-Stitch.

Like gladiator. Su-Stitch. Su-Stitch can become a competitor to Stitch Fix. Well, it'll be an

art of conflict of interest. No, it'll be artificial. It'll all be just staged to increase business

for Stitch Fix. Okay, your biscuit tier. Just go to StitchFix.com slash ear. And tell them your size

is what styles you like and how much you want to spend on each item. You will then be paired with

your very own personal stylist. That's fancy. Who will handpicked five items to send right to your

door. And then when you try them on, you only pay for what you love and you return the rest.

Shipping, exchanges, and returns are always free. My mom wouldn't even return stuff for me. She'd

be like, well, we agreed on it when we were there. And she just made you wear it to school or made

the dog wear it. Made Tucker wear it. Tucker didn't wear clothes, man. I'm just trying to make a great

story. We also didn't allow Tucker in the house. It's like, those two things kind of go hand in hand.

You know, you know, you never seen a backyard dog wear the sweater.

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