158 - We Have Coraline At Home

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

HAPPY HALLOWEEN CAMPERS! This week, we step into the button-eyed world of Coraline for our annual spooky episode! And we're taking you on a journey from the World Worm Charming Championships, to the Taco Bell Ultramarathon! People are literally changing their eye color, Jonathan has Aphantasia, and it's a lot to unpack. Come hang out for Halloween, listen to some unhinged tangents, and meet us in the mess hall to bob for semi-rotten apples!

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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Works Cited:

➜ Ella Glossop. “Vibrations and Victories at the World Worm Charming Championships.” HUCK Magazine, 5 Sept. 2025.

➜ Luis Prada. “The U.S. Ultramarathon Where Runners Eat Taco Bell for 31 Miles.” VICE, 13 Oct. 2025.

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0:00.0	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:03.0	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:06.0	Oh, same thing.
0:08.0	Listen up, campers.
0:09.0	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
0:11.0	Because camp counselors is a variety show.
0:13.0	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news,
0:17.0	hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire.
0:20.0	So spooky.
0:21.7	Is this podcast even about camping?
0:23.4	No, but it is camp.
0:25.7	This is camp counselors.
0:30.6	Hey, happy campers.
0:33.1	Welcome back to spooky Camp Shadyburg.
0:36.5	Ooh, it's week 158 here at Camp.
0:40.3	You're doing that pretty good.
0:42.3	Thank you.
0:43.3	I was kind of like my vibrato.
0:44.3	I can't control it once it's turned on.
0:46.3	You're a ghoulish girl.
0:48.3	Yes, I am.
0:49.3	And for our audio-only listeners, how freaking unfortunate for you.
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