158 - The Mysterious Death of JonBenet Ramsey

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

Cults, True Crime, Adult Humor, Religion, Conspiracies, Society & Culture, Education, History, Conspiracy, Biographies, Comedy, Dark Humor

4.8 • 22.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2019

⏱️ 145 minutes

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JonBenet Ramsey. It's been over twenty years since the six-year-old was found murdered in her Boulder, Colorado home and ever since, investigators and the general public alike have been wondering who killed her? Was it an intruder? Some deranged pedophile? Someone wanting money from her rich parents? Or was it a family member? Did her nine-year-old brother kill her? Did her father? Her mother? Some combination of the three? And - why has the public been SO fascinated with her death for so long? We look into a lot of questions and come up with as many answers as this topic will allow, today, on Timesuck. My new horror podcast Scared to Death is ALIVE! Listen on Spotify, Stitcher, iTunes, Youtube, and more! Donating $3000 this month to the nonprofit - Youth on Record. Helping at-risk youth graduate and build careers in the arts. To learn more or donate yourself, go to https://www.youthonrecord.org/ Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: (full calendar at http://dancummins.tv) September 26-28 Indianapolis Helium Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! October 9th West Palm Beach, FL The Improv Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! October 10-13 Tampa, FL Sidesplitter's Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! October 19 Minneapolis, MN 10,000 Laughs Comedy Festival CLICK HERE for tix! October 24-26 Portland OR Helium Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! November 1-2 Columbus, OH Funny Bone Comedy Club CLICK HERE for tix! Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41d Timesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors: Quip! Quip starts at just $25 Go to GETQUIP.com/timesuck & get your first refill pack for FREE. MVMT! Get 15% off today, w FREE SHIPPING and FREE RETURNS— go to MVMT.com/TIMESUCK Watch the Suck on Youtube: https://youtu.be/2enis_RLstc Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/ Want to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions: https://badmagicmerch.com/pages/contact Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 5000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.

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0:00.0	As a parent, I can't imagine anything worse than losing a child.
0:03.6	I can't imagine a worse way to lose a child than to have that child be murdered.
0:08.3	Could it get worse than that? Yes, it could.
0:12.2	What if you were told that your child was sexually assaulted before they were murdered?
0:16.4	What if that happened to them when they were just six years old? Could it get worse than that?
0:21.2	Of course it can.
0:23.0	What if they were murdered in your home while you slept peacefully in your bed?
0:25.9	What if they were murdered the night after Christmas,
0:28.0	killed in the basement after another successful Christmas?
0:30.8	Where everyone got what they wanted and the dream home your family lived in.
0:34.4	The dream home you bought with the money you made after busing your ass for years,
0:37.8	launching your own business, merging with two other businesses.
0:40.8	Becoming president of this new company,
0:42.8	positioning it for a massive buyout, making millions along the way.
0:46.2	What if your daughter was taken from you just five short years removed from the loss
0:49.6	of another one of your daughters?
0:51.2	You just recovered as much as one can recover from the first loss.
0:54.9	You just rebuilt your life after divorce and death,
0:57.8	spectacularly rebuilt it and then this happens.
1:01.4	Could it get worse than that?
1:03.2	Yes, sadly there is almost always room for at least a little bit of worse.
1:09.6	What if you were the one to find her dead body and then you became one of the prime suspects
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