#158: Sorry About Your Horse Shoe Pit

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

On episode #158 of TSE, Lindsay leads off with a man in Norway who awoke to the sound of his neighbor trying to wake him in the early morning hours. Why? Because there was a boat where the sky used to be! How does a 150-yard-long cargo ship run aground just outside a quiet living room window? You’ll love the answer! Then Jethro shares the tale of one of the coolest-headed bank robbers you’ve ever heard of. Anyone can rob a bank and flee in a screaming getaway car. But what about the cool cucumbers who decide to saunter next door for a haircut and shave before going on the lamb?! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebly and Toff. This is embarrassing. What? What's embarrassing? Because I had the single
0:29.7	funniest story to start us off in my head before we started chatting a few minutes ago.
0:37.5	And now for the life of me, I cannot remember what it was.
0:42.8	So it must not have been very good.
0:45.2	Oh, I'm sure it was.
0:46.1	And this is where the listeners say, thank you, Lindsay, for forgetting that story,
0:52.1	which we would have found boring and probably just unsubscribed from the shallow end for the rest of our lives.
0:58.8	I think I just did everybody a huge face.
1:00.7	Well, thank you for that, Lindsay.
1:02.1	Yeah.
1:02.6	Yeah, whatever do you do, people, please don't subscribe.
1:06.5	Just.
1:07.2	This is our new reverse marketing ploy.
1:14.1	Don't tell your friends about us no don't suggest us don't give us five-star reviews no whatever you do don't do that no don't email us
1:20.9	with stories i had something weird happen we are talking about this on an upcoming episode of
1:26.6	uh of box we. We sold a love seat to an exorcist.
1:35.2	How many people get to say that? And other unusual stories from living in Ecuador. Yeah. Yeah. No, we had an extra
1:43.1	love seat in the extra room the extra room, and we were
1:47.9	using it. So, Cassel, let's sell it. You know, we're just just taking up space. And so we did,
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