It's going to be a high-chinked subset of homo sapiens today, listeners, because while

it will still be the soothing bubble bath, husband's going mad in the garden right in front

of me.

I'm indoors.

There's glass between us because I'm warm.

We're clearing the garden.

I say we in the grandest sense of the word as I sit here and my slippers talking to you.

But there's a woodchipper involved and that woodchipper is going to start up at any point.

So throughout this conversation, you're going to hear at some point, uh, literally I'm

not even joking.

I hear that.

I'm going to have to move venues.

Has your Christmas been as restful as mine, I hope?

So it's a problem with being gay.

We love a project.

Let me move to the kitchen.

Right, change of venue, much, much calmer in here.

Any sound risk we have is the dog barking at anything that moves past the house within

a four mile radius.

So I think we'll be fine when we're riddly.

So it's always very calm in here with you, isn't it?

We've got a lovely episode of Hemosapiens for you today.

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