#157 Why Can’t We Stop Talking About Caroline Calloway?

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🗓️ 17 September 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Sami and Aleen are back, and with Jordana on vacation they break down the controversy surrounding faux-influencer Caroline Calloway, including her Adderall fueled spiral. Does she deserve all the hate, or is she just a victim of her own addiction? At 32:45 a listener (who may just be more obsessed with Succession than them) shares in-depth thoughts on the latest episode and asks about Nan’s impressive performance. Is this the best show on tv right now? At 39:12 they play The Ranking Game, vacation-style. What is the worst type of vacation to go on? They finish the show by telling us who they want to Betch Slap this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to Batch Slap. I'm Alene. I'm Sammy. And there is no Jordan at this
0:07.7	week. So sad. I know it's the saddest day of all, but she's having a great time in Italy,
0:13.5	and technically I will be in Italy when this comes out because we were recording this
0:16.6	a little earlier in the week. So... And we're recording on our new microphones, which is
0:21.7	very exciting. Tell us if you like the sound quality DM us at Alene at Sammy. They're
0:26.7	separate handles. All one handle. All one handle. And what's up Samantha? I don't know. Nothing's
0:35.2	really up. My mom is coming for this weekend and we are going to eat. I texted her happy birthday
0:40.4	and she told me I was like, enjoy all the restaurants. She said, Sammy's not... I have to go
0:44.5	all the restaurants by myself. What? That's just your text. Well the reservations are for three, so.
0:49.4	She said, she said, I have to go, Sammy's not going to any of the restaurants. I'm going to
0:53.7	buy mom losing it. You just were able to do that. That's not. That's false. I said reservations for three.
0:59.6	Yes, she texted me. I said, happy birthday, Alene. Oh, I hope you have an amazing day with all
1:04.0	the good food with Sam. She goes, thank you Mrs. D. I think Sam may bail on the good food.
1:09.4	I go, how could she? I was like, what do you mean she's not going to eat it? What is this lie?
1:16.7	I think she's trying to cultivate sympathy so that like, you'll go with her.
1:20.0	Yeah. Maybe she met on her actual birthday when I wasn't there. Yeah, on the birthday.
1:27.1	Okay, well I can't be there and at work too. Although trust me, I'd prefer to be in Florida
1:31.6	than at work. I wouldn't we all. That's really... No, I think she might bail, meaning like, you already
1:37.5	had the plans. Why did she talk to you? What? What's she know to her that I was going to bail?
1:44.4	I don't know. That's weird because you know, I'm only looking forward to it. I know, I know.
1:49.5	Talking to men. That's why I said in my, in my heavy birthday, Texans enjoy all the good food.
1:55.1	Anyway, so... What's going on? You know, not much. I had an annoying thing to deal with
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