157 - We Met The Magic Mike Men

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.com.
0:05.7	That's audible.com.uk slash wondery.
0:12.1	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:14.7	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:17.5	Oh, same thing.
0:19.0	Listen up, campers.
0:20.3	It's time to buckle up, a tent and take a hike because camp
0:23.5	counselors is a variety show to prepare for a good old fashion kumbaya weird news hot gossip and scary stories
0:30.5	around the campfire so spooky is this podcast even about camping no No, but it is camp. This is camp counselors.
0:41.5	Hey, happy campers.
0:44.3	Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.
0:46.7	It is week 157 here at camp.
0:51.4	Welcome back, everybody.
0:53.0	I am feeling boisterous.
0:55.3	I'm feeling thick in the middle.
0:57.2	I'm barking.
0:58.3	I'm scratching.
0:59.3	I'm genuinely thrashing in my seat because we had the most just awe-striking weekend of our lives.
1:08.1	We just came back from Las Vegas.
1:09.8	I'm not hungover.
1:12.0	I'm not feeling jet lagged.
1:15.2	You're just, like, mystical right now.
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