It is Tuesday, January 15th, 2019, and this is episode 157 of Backside of Magic.

This episode is brought to you by the 2019 Disney Park's Uncle's panel.

The 2019 Disney Park's uncles panel Panel. The 2019 Disney Parks' Uncles Panel consists of three slightly inebriated know-it-alls

who loudly insist on helping you plan your Disney trip whether you want them to or not.

Every Disney Park's uncle's panelist has highly attuned hearing to listen in whenever a Disney trip is being discussed

and then butt in to tell you exactly what is best for your family's itinerary because they went to Disney once 25 years ago.

Only a Park's uncle can cleverly explain to your six-year-old daughter why the ride she is most

looking forward to should be skipped over because it's only for little babies, and then laugh

so hard that it will turn into a fit of coughing.

To hear about how much better the parks were before you were born and why uncle reggie is single visit www

uncle knows best dot go.com

this is backside of magic and i'm ryan with me as always is my co-host jeremy Jeremy, how's it going? It's going fine. As we

record this, my wife is starting the early parts of the dopey challenge without me at Disney World,

so I'm experiencing the bitterness and jealousy she must feel when I'm there alone.

Have you signed up to get the text alerts on when she crosses different lines?

I think so, but I usually do things incorrectly, so we'll see.

Interestingly, the 5K doesn't have any tracking.

Oh, really? Okay.

Other than the harrowing screams of the participants.

Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, do you remember when my mom and dad left a iTunes review for us?

Quite well.

All right. Well, it's my mom's birthday and two days, so happy birthday, mom.

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