Welcome to reality TV cringe.

I am one of your hosts, Delia, here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter-in-law, Beatrice.

Hi, everybody.

We are here to talk The Valley, and I know you're very excited about it, just as we are.

Before we do, we have to warn you.

Please, hide your wife and hide your kids.

This is a politically incorrect podcast.

We say a lot of bad words.

We have stupid opinions, and we ain't going to apologize anytime soon either.

No. So if you're self-savile, you might want to find yourself another dumpster, baby.

But if you're down to party, welcome to this one. And if you are ready to party, be sure to

follow us on Instagram at reality TV cringe and join us on Patreon. Patreon.com slash reality TV

cringe. That's where the real party's at and we're going to start reacting to Milfman or two on

there. Oh my God. I think we're also going to react to couples therapy because Dr. Orna is

coming back to Showtime slash Paramount. Plus I can't wait. We're going to do on Patreon, though. Now, if you are watching on YouTube, first of all, thank you. You're a real one. Please do not forget to like and comment and share and subscribe because every little thing you do helps us to grow the dumpster. Yeah. Thank you. In advance. Thank you. You know one thing I noticed right off the top? Huh. Is that my motherfucking birthday? It is your birthday. And you haven't said nothing. We taped a whole show, a whole Vanderpump Rules show. And did I get a happy birthday, Mama? Mama, you're so valuable to me. I'm so grateful for the day that you were born. Put on this planet so as to facilitate my joyous existence model. I didn't hear that from you. Listen, isn't that weird? I'm not performative like the bitches on Vanderpump rules. I said happy birthday to you multiple times today. And I got your birthday gifts. You did, but it doesn't matter if you don't let them know that it's my birthday. Okay. Well, happily fucking birthday. I'm finally able to drink. Yeah, you're old enough. It is a celebration indeed. I'm so happy that you've finally reached this milestone in life. Thank you. Oh my gosh. I feel really bad about it. Yeah. No, I don't. No, you don't.

But I'm old as fuck.

No, you're not.

Yes, I can't even.

I cannot even count that high. I cannot even believe I'm this old. 35. Like, no, when I sit down and I think, wow. Like, as a youngster. Yeah. As a young. As a youngen, I never thought I get to this age.

I just never even conceived of a world, of a planet of a dimension and I never thought I get to this age I just never even conceived of a world of a planet of a dimension where

I'd be walking around with a red fucking wig on at this age on the internet

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