Okay, so we're about to record a podcast and we don't really have a topic, right?

I don't know why we're disclosing that but yes

Well, please give us your time. Trust us. This is make this podcast a priority. We don't have any plan whatsoever

No, I

actually think that's fun because

I'm gonna pull up a topic that I think

You would be able to do off the top of your head

And I would like to disclose it this way. Do you remember me telling you like hey, I got a topic

You're gonna be simultaneously proud of me and angry at me for pulling up this topic. Do you remember that? Oh

I do remember you saying that

Yeah, and I'm nervous. So all right. Just hit me. I guess

Um, I secretly consumed

Persian fire by Tom Holland and I'm ready to talk

about the Persian invasion of Greece

You did I'm not that why would I be mad at you because the best thing ever

Because that would be like if I went and was like I learned how the rockets work

Let's figure out how to put man on the moon. Okay, it's not quite that grand a scale, but it's still cool

Yeah, I'm ready to go and I just didn't give you any warning

So that means anything we talk about today is gonna have to come right out of your head. You have no chance to prepare

Oh, no, okay, uh, you see you see easy to did

Well, just like just remember that uh, I am at least a nice person

All right, I learned about

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