157. OFFICIAL CHEESE

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.0 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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What's a cheese that's not yours? NACHO CHEESE What's a cheese that's officially mine? PARMESAN!

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0:00.0	Hi everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio podcast. I am Jen, dear mom,
0:12.8	joined as always by dear dad.
0:14.3	Hi, how's it going dear dad? Good.
0:16.4	Happy Festivist.
0:17.7	Happy Festivist. It's a festival for the rest of us.
0:21.7	The cocktail of the week. Festival for the rest of us.
0:26.0	The Cocktail of the Week is, hang on, remember what it's called.
0:28.0	The Festivist Miracle is what it is.
0:30.0	Okay, it's called the Festivist Miracle.
0:32.0	It's the
0:33.0	the pair the pair vanilla gin fiz which is a stupid name I'm not even
0:38.4	going to call out the blog that this is on because this blog doesn't know how to make cocktails it is a cooking blog and sometimes cooking blog people are like I'm gonna make a cocktail and like a gin fiz is not this this is like club soda on something with
0:54.7	gin and that's not what a gin fizz is this is a fizzes have egg in it a gin fizz typically
0:59.3	will have a fizzes have a egg in them sometimes. Sometimes, yeah.
1:03.0	Slow fiz.
1:04.0	A slow jinn fiz.
1:06.0	Yeah.
1:07.0	Slow e.
1:08.0	Anyway, this is not that.
1:10.0	I'm just proud of myself for knowing that.
1:12.0	Sorry, Jesus. This is, she looked at me like,
1:14.2	oh my God, you're detouring again already.
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