4.8 • 28.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2019
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Everyone in town is scared of aging now that time works normally. But one newcomer claims to have the answer.
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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin.
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1:05.5 | Welcome to Night Vale. |
1:27.7 | Well listeners, we have all been grappling with the same problem. |
1:32.8 | Time has become normal in Night Vale or as normal as time ever is, time is pretty weird |
1:40.0 | everywhere. |
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