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What's going on everybody? It's your boy the show. Cori Ryan Forster here. Well read comedy.com. W E L L R E D comedy

com which is where you can find out where we're going to be on our 20-20 tour.

March 12th through 14th, Raleigh, North Carolina, March 27th, New Orleans, Louisiana,

April 2nd through the 4th, Indianapolis, Indiana, April 16th through the 19th,

Washington, D.C. April 25th, back in the A, Atlanta, Georgia, May 8th, were going

up top to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, May 9th, Seattle, Washington, June 20th,

Minneapolis Minnesota as part of the Minneapolis Comedy Festival with the likes of Whitney Cummings,

Nick Offerman, and Bert Crissure and

fucking Jeff Foxworthy. Everybody's gonna be there. It's gonna be a great time.

Also, Reader, Pennsylvania at the GNI retreat. If you've seen that funnier die video,

you know that means we gonna get naked again.

So like I said, well-read comedy.com to grab all those tickets while you're there,

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