156: I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha

Grumpy Old Geeks

Jason DeFillippo & Brian Schulmeister with Dave Bittner

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🗓️ 15 April 2016

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Bots, bots & bots; Tesla's real innovation; Apple ends allowances; augmented reality caffeine environments; no texting in AMC; Homeland Security hates Quicktime; blocklisting Sweden; the IllumiBowl; Star Wars history; the worst Kickstarter, ever; BEES! Show notes at http://grumpyoldgeeks.com/156 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Grumpy old geeks, a weekly talk show hosted by Brian Schultmeister and Jason
0:06.8	DeFilippo discussing the finer points of what went wrong on the internet and who's to blame.
0:16.3	Welcome to Grumpy old geeks episode 156 for April 15th 2016. I've been at the card dealership
0:24.7	all day. I'm Jason DeFilippo by the way. I forget to mention that and I'm with my co-host.
0:28.9	Brian Schultmeister. I've been at the card dealership all day and because I got a dog.
0:34.4	Yeah. Which you what you incessently remind me about talking about but I never remind you to talk
0:40.8	about it. You just do it. I go oh god here we go with the dog again. Yeah so the dog doesn't fit
0:45.8	my car anymore. So you had to buy a new car? I had to buy a new car. Oh well I'm gonna lease a
0:51.6	car. I've never done a lease before because I like to travel a lot and I like to drive across country
0:56.2	and with a lease you only get 10,000 miles and that's you know if I drive to Chicago and back
1:02.3	that's 70% of my annual miles. True. Here's what I figured out what I'm gonna do. So how's that
1:08.8	Prius? Kiss my ass. I'm never buying a Prius. I'm buying a Ford or I'm leasing a Ford escape.
1:16.8	Okay. So I took my car on this morning. They're like hey yeah we checked out your car and I did
1:23.2	research yesterday and Kelly Bluebook said it's worth between 3,147,000 right?
1:30.6	Before I moved out to California I put $2,000 worth of upgrades on it with the new wheels and
1:36.7	tires. Yep. They offered me three grand. Guess what I'm doing? What? Keep in the damn car. Yeah.
1:43.0	It's my backup. I'm gonna have a bug out car. I'm gonna load that thing up with power bars and water
1:50.7	and gasoline and then when the big one hits me in the focus and bam bam who I'm gonna have to
1:57.2	strap to the roof because he doesn't fit in the car. We're heading to the hills. That's what I'm
2:02.5	gonna do. I'd like to remind everybody right now that Jason is the one that always preaches getting
2:06.5	rid of possessions and stripping things down to the basics and now he's the one with two cars.
2:11.9	Well you know my roommate has a H3 Hummer and it breaks down every other week and she always has
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