#156 Do Mutant Alligators Live in the NYC Sewers?

This Paranormal Life

Improv, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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New York City can be a dangerous place. Rats as big as your head, Rent so expensive you can't even afford shelter from the rats. Your landlord? Also a rat. But what if I told you the REAL threat was below the streets... down in the dark sewers of the city... Support us on Patreon.com/ThisParanormalLife to get access to weekly bonus episodes! Buy Official TPL Merch! - thisparanormallife.com/store Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube Join our Secret Society Facebook Community Research by Amy Grisdale Edited by Louis Blatherwick Intro music by www.purple-planet.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What happens when you eat birthday cake if it's not your birthday?
0:04.0	How do you wash a waterproof coat? All of these questions you can find the answer to on this Paranormal Life!
0:13.0	Hello everyone and welcome back to this Paranormal Life!
0:17.0	The weekly comedy Paranormal Podcast where every week, myself and this guy Kit Greer,
0:23.0	investigate a brand new tale, case, claim, beast, legend, story, cryptid, alien, and find out whether or not it is really Paranormal or if it's just a crock of shit.
0:36.0	There's a lot of crocks of shit.
0:38.0	I'm speaking of crocks! Boy do I have a great episode today!
0:43.0	Like their shoes, perchance?
0:45.0	No, not the shoes. The gators.
0:48.0	Oh, exactly.
0:50.0	Before we get into this episode, that second intro question, how do you wash a waterproof coat?
0:55.0	You actually need some feedback on that. I genuinely do.
0:57.0	Okay.
0:58.0	This isn't even a bit. I ordered a...
1:00.0	Can I see the thing?
1:01.0	It's here somewhere in the flat. I accidentally dropped an entire salt beef mustard bagel on my white waterproof coat today.
1:10.0	It looked like... It's something that exploded on me. Like a bank heist had gone wrong and I opened up the case that had an ink bomb in it.
1:18.0	It's a complete mess. I don't know how to wash it now.
1:22.0	Do you take it to a... What do you... What do you... Dry cleaners?
1:26.0	If it's... So it's waterproof, so it's... I think you just wipe it, don't you?
1:30.0	Well, it didn't wipe very well because that white jacket's looking pretty yellow.
1:36.0	Look, just email us in this Paranormal Life if you have any tips on how I can fix my expensive Nike jacket.
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