Welcome to Feathers in My Hair, an emotionally broken Psycho's Patreon exclusive.

Join me for the Ultimate Team Mom Deep Dye. This is more than just a recap show.

I'll scour the internet to bring you all the best drama that MTV didn't air.

From police reports to deleted tweets, I've got the details on all the

fights, breakups, and arrests of our favorite MTV train tracks. If you think the moms bring

the drama on TV, just wait until you hear what really happened. I'm your host, Liz Bentley.

Friends, hello. It's been years, where it feels like years. I haven't

recorded an episode in so long. It's actually, it's actually been lovely not to have to record an

episode on the weekends because I pre-recorded so many episodes, but here I am. I'm back. I've missed you.

How is everyone? Are we all doing well? I'm doing well. Nothing's happening in my life, as for usual.

And actually, not that much is happening in teen mom world. I know I was like, if something big

happens, I will update you on my

Instagram, but like nothing is really going on. Janelle is back at the land. I can't remember

what we talked about last when I came to Janelle, but I will, I guess I'll just pretend like we haven't really talked about Janelle.

I think I said that like we knew Janelle and David were talking again and she was wearing

her wedding ring.

But it seems like she is now fully back on the land.

It looked like for a little bit of time.

They were like going back and

forth between Tennessee and North Carolina. And now it seems like she's just been in North

Carolina for the last couple weeks. I believe her and David are, you know, 100% back together,

as does probably everybody else. I don't think that's some groundbreaking information for me to be like,

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