155 - Your Soaking Wet Dog Jumped On Me Twice

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, we wander off the beaten path. Literally. We are sharing highly important stories about finding hidden forest trails and why being in the woods feels like our ultimate happy place... until three soaking-wet off-leash mongrel ran straight out of a river and tackled Zach mid-hike. Natr'lly, then this episode takes a turn with a teacher arrested for a fart-spray prank, a bizarre kindergarten art heist in Australia, and the unsinkable Geoffrey Giraffe and the comeback of Toys “R” Us.

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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0:00.0	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:03.0	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:06.0	Oh, same thing.
0:08.0	Listen up, campers.
0:09.0	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
0:11.0	Because camp counselors is a variety show.
0:13.0	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news,
0:17.0	hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire.
0:20.0	So spooky.
0:21.7	Is this podcast even about camping?
0:23.4	No, but it is camp.
0:25.7	This is camp counselors.
0:30.4	Hey, happy campers.
0:32.7	Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.
0:35.4	It is week 155 here at camp, and our doors are still open somehow.
0:40.9	Yeah, we're moving right into the fall season here.
0:43.7	It's getting spooky out.
0:45.1	It's actually getting quite crisp.
0:48.0	And I say that because, as a lot of you know, campers, just kind of jumping into it, we did move, right?
0:53.4	So we're back in massachusetts we're
0:55.0	out of the city and one thing that i realized on my like ongoing health journey here is that i'm trying
1:01.4	to be more physically active need to be outside i think that can help kind of reset a lot of my
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