155 - The Earl of Sexytown w/ Clayton Fletcher

Misery Loves Company

Kevin Brennan

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4.1 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Clayton Fletcher and David Earl join us this week at Comic Strip Live. We talk about cost of living in South East Asia, placing curses on strangers and why the best looking women in the world are Filipino boys. Follow us on Twitter @kevinbrennan666 @claytoncomic @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/mlcpodcast.

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0:00.0	All right, here we are, Mr.
0:21.1	House Company.
0:24.1	Comic Strip Live, and we're here with Clayton Fletcher.
0:28.5	I always think I'm got your name wrong.
0:31.6	You're going to say Kershaw, right?
0:32.8	No, I don't know.
0:33.5	Everybody introduces me.
0:34.7	It's like two last names.
0:36.5	It's like Clayton and Fletcher are both last names. Yeah, it sucks. I mean, Clayton Kershaw, but no one thinks like, oh, I'm going to name my Kate Clayton. Well, no, just my parents. They're the only ones. It's a Southern name? Yeah, it is. I have roots in Virginia. Strong racist roots. But you're not racist right no
0:55.1	it was the last time you said the n word like i've never said it
0:57.8	not my whole life really no and i'm not gonna start today not even when you not even when
1:01.6	you stubbed your toe no that's not that's not the first thing that pops to mine i said i said
1:07.0	it the other day because i went into the uh because i just i just take the train everyone saying it. Yeah. So I was saying on my show the other day when I did, when I, the Dunk of Donuts near my neighborhood usually closed at 12 midnight, you know. Yeah. But I guess I started closing early. So I went in to get a tea before I went to the city. It's right at the train. So I go to open the door because they're in there. But I go to the door and it's locked. So then I see a thing 9 o'clock.
1:10.9	So I go to open the door because they're in there. But I go to open the door and it's locked.
1:29.2	So then I see a thing 9 o'clock. So I guess they're cleaning. But I said, I said, oh, these, I can't say it, right? I mean, probably not, especially because they are generally black. I've been to that Dunkin' Donuts. They're not black. The last time I went there, it was actually a pretty good looking lady.
1:27.0	No, it's always...
1:27.6	They're mostly Indian.
1:28.4	It's always Indian.
1:29.3	Yeah. I've been to that Dunkin' Donuts. They're not black. The last time I went there, it was actually a pretty good-looking lady.
1:45.9	No, they're mostly Indian.
1:47.2	It's always Indian. Yeah, well, there was an Indian guy there, but you never seen the lady at the girl at the front counter? No. She's a good-looking chick. She's black? Yeah. Right at the one at Grove Street? Yep. Huh. is it right by a pizza place
1:42.0	yeah right at that corner yeah yeah yeah they do close early now
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